Want to win a copy of Lamb Of God‘s Wrath and have it delivered by the release date? Now’s your chance. Not only that, but it will be the Deluxe version. Now this is a really easy concept. You know sometimes when you’re singing a song and you start singing some stupid/funny lyrics instead of the real lyrics? Well now you can benefit from it. Re-write the following classic Judas Priest lyrics…without any reference to homosexuality. Make it funny and I’ll pick the winner on the 13th.

The Rules: You can change the whole thing or the minimum of one line. You also have to be a U.S. Resident. Use the comment section to submit your entry. Here you go:

I'm your turbo lover.  Tell me there's no other

I'm your turbo lover.  Better run for cover.

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive

And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive

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