Cattle Decapitation: The harvest Floor

So I’m reading MetalMartyr.com and the latest news is that a mass grave of over a dozen bodies were found underneath the garden of a San Diego suburb home. Also found on the scene was Cattle Decapitations new album The Harvest Floor, stating that the murders may have been a copy-cat type murder having to do with  their song “A Body Farm“. I’ll admit that I fell for it for about two minutes and then I ran a google search [not that I’m trying to discredit Metal Martyr] and The Gauntlet had “news footage”

So I click on the video and start watching. As I’m watching, the video seems kind of fishy. I’m reading the ticker as it goes across the bottom of the screen of the “News footage” and I start to laugh because nobody is actually reading the ticker when they are watching this, I guarantee. You’ll see. The news footage ends and you guessed it, the new video for “A Body Farm” Begins.

BRAVO! [me clapping] to Cattle Decap for pulling one of the best publicity stunts ever in metal! Watch the video at The Gauntlet…and read the ticker (it’s hilarious). I hate to have ruined it for anyone, but…fuck it.

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