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Back on February 25th The Number of the Blog told us about a facebook group called  Any Photo Can be Improved by Adding Immortal To it. Shortly after, I submitted my Pokemon Immortal photo because TNOTB talked about Pokemon being metal and the photo has been getting “Likes” by quite a few people. Since then I have been bored, so I submitted the photo below. All I can say is FUCK VINCE, Abbath could sell the shit out of these things. By the way, I bought some Shamwows and they are shit. Pure shit.

A few people on The Number Of The Blog seem to think so. So does Immortal’s Abbath. Now who can argue with that?

Holy shit. Every day the band name pool gets dryer and dryer and bands have to resort to ridiculous names for their bands that come from 80’s toys. This time around is a band called Castle Grayskull.

Seriously, these guys have forever ruined the memories of my childhood and the days of playing with He-Man and the Masters Of The Universe figures and such. Now every time I hear Prince Adam start the chant that turns him in to He-Man, I will think of this shitty band. They should have named themselves Strawberry Shortcock instead.

That is, places where nobody wants to go. “Yeah, guys, I can sing. In fact I’m totally awesome. Just book us a gig”!

Aerosmith = Not Metal.

Aerosmith without Steven Tyler = Not Aerosmith.

Enough said.

Using Stumble Upon, you can find some really interesting things online, depending what your settings are. Yes, there are more interesting things online than just metal blogs and porn, believe it or not. This one I stumbled this morning shows sidewalk chalk art that creates an  ”anamorphic” illusion similar to some of the murals you may have seen online. While using depth and a lot of creativity, this guy, who’s name is Julian Beever or better known as “Sidewalk Chalk Guy“, creates these side walk chalkings that will blow your mind because they look very three dimensional. It has to be viewed from a certain point, otherwise the drawing looks grossly distorted. Here is just one, but you can find some more at THIS LINK. In some of the cases they show you what the drawing looks like from the wrong angle.

Julian also does fine paintings and wall murals that can be seen HERE.

For real. I didn’t believe it either until I read the presser myself. Click the link to read the “official” press release!

Metal Blade Announces Signing Of Freecreditreport.com Band

With Warren Beatty’s recent rumors from an unauthorized biography of having slept with almost 13,000 women in his lifetime, it makes you ask just one question: Why?

Not why would a man sleep with that many women? The answer to that question is easy. We’re men. The reason behind that simple, one word question is why would any man claim to have slept with that many women? The numbers just seem ridiculous if you do the math. Wilt Chamberlain claims at least 20,000 and Kiss‘ Gene Simmons claims somewhere in the 4,500 range. Even Slash of Guns ‘N Roses fame says his stake is somewhere in the hundreds but less than 500. I think that is a bit more reasonable being that they started in the 80’s during the hair days and roadie sluts moved in herds are hair band shows. Another story about Three Dog Night’s singer, Danny Hutton was that he was having sex so much that his pecker became swollen and damn near split in half. Ouch!

Image Stolen From MetalSludge.tv

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This is starting to get stupid. Again, I can understand former Megadeth (So Far, So Good…So What) guitarist speaking up for himself but it’s just starting to look like asshole vs. asshole. Who do you believe? Better yet; who cares? At this point it is starting to look childish on Jeff’s part. In a recent interview with Daniel Becker at MetalUnderground.com, Jeff Young says all sorts of crazy things that you can believe or maybe not. He claims Dave was jealous of his skills and goes on to claim that he was not on drugs at all during any Megadeth performances and was never an addict. He even goes on to say that nobody can play his solos, not even Chris Broderick! It’s like a metal episode of Dr. Phil. Here are a few excerpt.

I never canceled a gig in my life and I never had a drug problem. I don’t even drink coffee. But, recently he was down in Australia and he decided to talk shit about me because he thought that he was far enough that word would never get back to me. He could have easily blamed Chuck since Chuck was the second biggest abuser in the band. But he was always jealous of me and it has been deep-seated and it has lasted forever, and everyone who has read the interviews over the years is angry at the crap he spewed.

Maybe you should try Dave’s Christmas blend, Jeff, it just might change your mind! Read the rest of this entry »

Whenever I see a “Worst Band Ever” video on Youtube, it’s difficult for me to NOT check it out. This one takes the cake though. Now I’m not entirely sure if these guys are just dicking around or what, but I’m pretty sure that if Gene Simmons saw this he would try to get money from them for sucking so badly. The guitar is out of tune and has absolutely no distortion and the rest of the band sucks too. This is rehearsal footage and the actual talent show footage is just as bad. Sure, it takes balls to get up there in front of a bunch of people and suck, but it takes even bigger balls to actually be satisfied enough with yourselves as a band and your performance to get up there and humiliate yourselves shamelessly.